(During an inspection at Soledad Drill Meet)
Drill Instructor: What is your name?
C/Edquiban: This cadet's name is actually C/Juan Edquiban
Drill Instructor: You have an actual name?


C/MCPO Deleon: Where do you want to eat for the after party?
C/Bui: PHO KING NOODLE!


(During a knowledge competition in class)
C/LTJG Marquez: What did LCDR major in?
C/Magro: NURSING!


Senior Chief Ezell: So the first person who comes by and answers the question "How many generals became president?" Write it on a piece of paper.
C/Oviedo: Can I write it on my arm?
Senior Chief Ezell: Sure just give me your arm.
C/Oviedo: Do I have to cut my arm then?


C/Boggs (to C/CPO Deyto): Chief are you a Senior Chief?


LCDR: What is a sentry?
C/Huiras: A hundred years?